1.How do u make holy water, u burn the hell out of it
2.Did you heat ab the chameleon that couldn't change color, he had a reptile dysfunction
3. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket " u can hide but u can't run"
4. 2 cannibels are eating a clown, one goes to the other and says" does this taste funny to u"
5. what do u call cheese that isn't urs, nacho cheese
6. What do u call the IT teacher who touches his students, a PDFile
7. What consert can u go to for 45 cents, 50 cent featuring nickelback
8.why did the sperm cross the road, i put on the wrong sock.
9.Why does dr. pepper come in a can, cuz his wife died.